- Sheldon: You'll need to allow extra time to get to work tomorrow, but for your convenience, I disassemble into 4 small parts.
- Leonard: This is ridiculous, I'm coming to get you.
- Sheldon: I'm in an undisclosed, safe location.
- Leonard: No you're not. You're in your bedroom.
- Sheldon: No I'm not.
- Leonard: Yes, I can hear your voice coming from your bedroom.
- Sheldon: ...(lower voice) No you can't.
- Leonard: What's a dogapus?
- Sheldon: A hybrid dog and octopus. Man's underwater best friend.
- Leonard: Someone's actually studying that?
- Sheldon: Well I was going to, on my 300th birthday!
- Leonard: Wait a minute, you hate dogs!
- Sheldon: A dogapus would play ball with eight legs. who can hate that?
- Sheldon: No fair! I was stuck behind a tree.
- Raj: And a cow, and a penguin. Face it dude, whether it’s a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can’t drive.
- Sheldon: I just need a little more practice.
- Raj: What you need is cheat codes, motor skills, and a magic genie who grants wishes to little boys who suck at Mario Kart
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Leonard: Oh my God, I’m lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda! ______________________________________________
Sheldon: Perhaps he’s at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle
Howard: Are you saying he’s manstruating?
Howard: Okay, forget giant ants. How about giant rabbits?
Raj: Big or small, I don’t like rabbits. They always look like they’re about to say something, but they never do. ______________________________________________
Leonard: I don’t give a rat’s ass.
Howard: Would that be a… giant rat’s ass? ______________________________________________
Howard: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming that giant douches are possible.
Sheldon: Of course they are. Leonard’s being one.
All I need is a truck load of Thai food, a healthy ovum and some of Sheldon’s DNA…
I’m creeping myself out a bit right now XD” —kakumei